Showing posts with label Alan Burke. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Alan Burke. Show all posts

Thursday, 2 February 2012

End-running nihilism (or trying to).

(or thinking about trying to at least, or wishing to be thinking about trying ...)
Up, Down, Appendices, Postscript.

Stephen Harper.Unfinished business: I expected better videos than either the MSN ones (or my rude copies: 1 & 2) of Stephen Harper's speech in Davos to turn up;Stephen Harper. and indeed there is one: you can watch the original at the World Economic Forum site, here. There is also an inferior one on YouTube (with the audio out of sync).

Times're gonna stay tough ... yup; we gotta do what we gotta do to ensure growth. ... And by the way, we can't afford for you to retire just yet ... and uh ... we gotta build more prisons, right away quick.

In 2007, in the Fourth Assessment Report on Climate Change (AR4), the IPCC said: "Most of the observed increase in global average temperatures since the mid-20th century is very likely due to the observed increase in anthropogenic greenhouse gas concentrations." Nevermind the five-syllable words, let's see if we can get the simple ones sorted out: 'most' is an unambiguous adjective meaning more than half; and, 'very likely' is IPCC-speak for 90 to 99% confidence - i.e. for every 10 such statements expect 9 or more of them to pan out.

So, putting it in cro-magnon terms: How would you bet faced with 1 in 9 odds of winning? ('Winning' in this case being a sort of twisted & relative term.)

Rodrigo Chaves.
[Rodrigo Chaves comes through with another gooder: O Mendigo Precursor / The beggar forerunner.]
There used to be a beggar on my street who spent the entire day arguing about everything. He put out all these ideas thinking they were important, but only rarely did anyone pay attention.

Now he's just another Twitter user.


Any mention of these idiot softwares: Facebook, Twitter, Google, Windows ... leads me to reflect on how things have devolved since the 1960's & 70's in the realm of computer technology. Oh sure, the hardware has 'improved', Moore's Law and all that (though the improvement may impress poor Congolese women and Chinese Foxconn workers less than some others); but the evolution has been towards stupidity & greed & contempt on all sides. What we imagined back then: Fourth Generation Languages; Structured English Query Language; Natural Language Interface; acronyms with meat on their bones - these were going to be tools for general emancipation, and instead ... but ... nevermind.

Comics for the 10's:
[From André Dahmer, Malvados.]
Malvados.Malvados.1964: The dolphin is a Cetacean.

2011: I think dolphins are fish. / It's a whale. / Hahaha, who cares?


Calvin & Hobbes.Calvin & Hobbes.Infinitely Demanding: Ethics of Commitment, Politics of Resistance by Simon Critchley, 2007: at the Toronto Public Library; no cheap copies at Abe's; new hardcovers from about $30 - Ai ai AI!

Crossing the pons nihilum, or the Rubicon ... or something.
[Wikipedia gives us this nugget on Pons asinorum: "... the term is also used as a metaphor for a problem or challenge which will separate the sure of mind from the simple, the fleet thinker from the slow, the determined from the dallier; to represent a critical test of ability or understanding."]

[I am now about half-way through (or across - in my dreams at least) - having scuttled along to the end to see how it turns out - so the next post will likely be more of the same.]

Simon Critchley.Most photographs of Simon Critchley show him quite serious, even pugnacious; but really he is a joker - able to traverse complex philosophical slalom courses with alacrity and all the time letting go a string of cartoon baloons behind himself with "LOOK AT ME!" in bold caps - a veritable Calvin & Hobbes.

That said, two chapters of Infinitely Demanding, the first and the very end bit of the last (though I would call it 'penultimate', next to last, because there is an appendix which seems integral) come across so clear to me, so pellucid, that I will reproduce them in the hope that someone somewhere will say somthing about them to me (even just, "Take that shit down you asshole! It's copyright!" would be ok).

Here they are:
     Introduction - The possibility of commitment, and,
     Chapter 4 Anarchic metapolitics, Section k Conclusion.

[In response to Google's increasing desire to become Big Brother, these addenda are with LiveJournal. (We've come a long way from 'No Evil' eh Baby?)]

If those two excerpts are the bread - the filling of the sandwich ain't bad neither. If I do let my eyes glaze over some of the prose, much of it gets full attention and makes me wish I could talk like that.

[Apologies to Shepard Fairey and André the Giant for trying to remove just a little of the irony.]
Since 2007 (when this book of Simon's was published) he has been putting out at least one book every year - which, taken with his demeanour in the video lectures I have seen, is concerning, suspicious. Is he raising one or more families I wonder? Indulging bad habits?

The other question mark (I wish I had that literary marketeer handy to know how many copies have been sold) is, f'rinstance: how Derrick Jensen is plausibly dissing 'Hope' when material like this is in circulation? But maybe it's not really quite in circulation eh? Maybe the erudition & name-dropping puts people off. Is that it? (Ah, Jensen's Endgame was 2006 - I had remembered it as 2008.)

The jist of it (or the heft, or the bare bones ... or something) is in this diagram from the Introduction:

PHILOSOPHY

DISAPPOINTMENT
↙                                     ↘
RELIGIOUS                                     POLITICAL
↓                                                         ↓
QUESTION OF                                QUESTION OF
MEANING                                         JUSTICE    
↓                                                         ↓
PROBLEM OF                                     NEED FOR     
NIHILISM                                           ETHICS     
       ↙            ↘                                                   ↓                   
PASSIVE         ACTIVE                    ETHICAL EXPERIENCE
NIHILISM     NIHILISM                ETHICAL SUBJECTIVITY

Figure 1

Chapter 2 Dividualism - how to build an ethical subject, opens with this quote from Fernando Pessoa:
       "We never know self-realization.
         We are two abysses - a well staring at the sky."

[When I was learning Portuguese I tried to read Fernando Pessoa - just about a complete failure though one or two things got through ... long story ...]
Here's one paragraph from the section 'Knud Ejler Løgstrup - the unfulfillable demand' in Chapter 2 (pages 54-55 in the hardcover edition):
     In this connection, Hans Fink and Alasdair Maclntyre write, rightly in my view:
Løgstrup did indeed take the ethical demand to be that which was commanded by Jesus when he repeated the injunction of Leviticus to love our neighbour as ourselves. But for Løgstrup ... the ethical demand is not laid upon Christians rather than non-Christians. There is not Christian morality and secular morality. There is only human morality.21
The core of Løgstrup's teaching is that human morality requires responsivity to the ethical demand, an approval of the demand that is experienced in relation to another living person, the neighbour, whether friend or foe. What this entails, interestingly I think, is that the ethical demand is phenomenologically the same for the secularist or the theist. I experience a radical demand and try to shape my subjectivity in relation to it. Whether the demand ultimately emanates from God, the abyssal void at the heart of being, the fairies at the bottom of my garden, or some other occult source is something we cannot know, for good Kantian reasons. The ultimate metaphysical source of ethical obligation, should there be such a thing, is simply not cognizable. In my more extreme view, the question of the metaphysical ground or basis of ethical obligation should simply be disregarded as a philosophical wheel spinning with neither friction nor forward motion. Instead, the focus should be on the radicality of the human demand that faces us, a demand that requires phenomenology and not metaphysics. To put it more paradoxically, knowing that there is no God, we have to subject ourselves to the demand to be God-like, knowing that we are sure to fail because of our finite condition - a godless subjectivation. For Løgstrup, as we have seen, to fail to meet the ethical demand of the neighbour is to fail our existence irreparably. We can now see that such failure is inevitable, for we can never hope to fulfil the radicality of the ethical demand. But far from failure being a reason for dejection or disaffection, I think it should be viewed as the condition for courage in ethical action. The motto for ethical subjectivity is given by Beckett in Worstward Ho, 'Try again. Fail again. Fail better.'22
Several high fences vaulted - out of the paddock and into the common (as it were); and with a gentleness, a civility, which is (for me) evidenced here in the phrase "the core of Løgstrup's teaching", giving the lie to my nonsense above about Calvin & Hobbes, or at least considerably qualifying it.

Carl Scmitt.Carl Scmitt.A-and for a fool like me the term 'crypto-Schmittianism' (the subject of the Appendix) has a certain ring to it (echoes of Candice Bergen in Boston Legal - a different spelling of Schmidt an' all).

What with Stephen Harper's recent performance in Davos and his activities since and so on ...

A sense of humour is a saving grace. :-)A nugget: "I will show how humour can be conceived as a practice of minimal sublimation that both maintains and alleviates the division of the ethical subject."

Blogging platforms:
Tried: LiveJournal (ok), WordPress (limited & annoying), Tumblr (toy), Blogger (Google, evil), Technorati (shite).
Possible: Movable Type, Posterous Spaces, Drupal (?), Xanga, Open Salon (suspicious).
Other: GitHub (Occupy Wall Street), Diaspora (?).

Blackbirds in trees ...
#1 - Pixação
The monsters are enjoying themselves.Pixação or pichação is grafitti; pixadores are people who grafitti (according to the OED it is a verb ... they are simply wrong once in a while).

Is Pixação active or passive nihilism then? Or neither? Check out this longish trailer for the documentary film Pixo, by João Weiner & Roberto Oliveira (10 minutes, Portuguese with French subtitles).

When I saw the grafitti in Rio - on the upper stories of tall buildings - well (I thought) obviously these guys are fit at least.

#2a - Occupy Oakland & Toronto
Occupy Oakland: Jean Quan.Occupy Oakland: Fire.Occupy Oakland: More smoke.Occupy Oakland: Smoke.Occupy Oakland: Red batons.Occupy Oakland: Spanish included.Occupy Oakland: There is a flatiron building in Oakland too.Occupy Oakland still has legs,
Occupy Toronto not so much.


Occupy Oakland's letter to the powers-that-be is below. Some ambiguity as usual about who is 'in charge' Occupy Oakland or Occupy Oakland Move-In Day or (more likely) 'all of the above'.

When I checked Occupy Toronto's site last Sunday morning early there was nary a word about Oakland (?) - though this was put (sort of) right by noon - and a lot of it goes on with Facebook & Twitter where I do not venture.

#2b - Occupy London
This from the Guardian: Hopes fade for St Paul's Occupy camp compromise; actually contains some cause for faint hope of another kind. Now that the piggish Dean, Graeme Knowles, is gone, the timid Christians seem almost willing to take a stand, almost ready to strengthen the things which remain. They could just be making gestures in the protective shadow of 'The Corporation' with its injunction & soulless bureaucrats & lawyers & hired thugs ... or ... maybe not.

Giles Fraser (the ex-Canon Chancellor of St Paul's Cathedral who quit in protest last October) had this to say. He seems to understand what's what - but like Chris Hedges (whom he mentions) he also seems to think Christianity is somehow part of the solution. Doh!?

... lost count, must be ... #4 - Tuition Fees
From this NYT article come some approximate facts on the (annual) costs of education among the 1%:
     Columbia Grammar and Preparatory: $38,340 for 12th grade;
     Horace Mann: $37,275 for the upper school;
     Harvard: $36,305;
     Riverdale Country School: $40,450 for 12th grade;
     Brearley’s: $38,200;
     Dalton School: $36,970;
     Avenues: $39,750 starting in nursery school;
     Spence: $37,500;
     Saint Ann’s (a relative bargain): $25,000 in nursery school; plus,
     Manhattan Private School Advisors (consultants at additional cost): $21,500.

What keeps the prices rising, they say, is the seemingly endless stream of people more than willing to pay them.

#5-12 - Megrimish
[So I said to Post Carbon Toronto (suggesting a Meetup):
it seems to me that one of the most pressing issues is despair - either trying to avoid it (which is more difficult the more you know and understand of 'the science'), or trying to deal with it and find a way forward despite it
       a book has come my way, 'Infinitely Demanding: Ethics of Commitment, Politics of Resistance' by Simon Critchley, 2007 - there are a few copies at TPL - which is shedding some light on what I call despair and what he calls nihilism (more or less)
       how about a meetup, led by some competent philosopher or activist (maybe wazizname ... Mike Balkwill?) who has read the book, to discuss ways towards some kind of eco-sanity, towards a post-carbon economy & society and so forth - when faced by the likes of Stephen Harper & his venal cabal?
       I have read the likes of Derrick Jensen & Clive Hamilton & so on ... and what Critchley is putting out seems to me to potentially trump all that
       please let me know what you think
And I said to the book-club lady:
I believe it was you who was organizing a book club (?) But it was a
while ago and I could be mistaken.
       If so, please let me know what is happening with it.
A-and I said to a guy who reportedly knows all about despair in the upper ranks of ENGOs (who had not followed through on a vague previous commitment):
maybe what is required is a more specific proposal :-)
       how about a seminar or some kind of event around the notions of Simon Critchley in 'Infinitely Demanding: Ethics of Commitment, Politics of Resistance'?
       or, in the event that you have not read this book, let me buy you a copy on the understanding that we will definitely meet to discuss it when you have read it? (for this I will need a mailing address)
How far out on this limb do I have to climb I wonder? All the way I guess. Whatever ...]

#13 (lucky for some) - Long live Alan Burke.




Disobey. Lie to officials if necessary. Dissemble.

[Don't believe a word this obviously unbalanced and unrepentant whoremonger has to say. (AND an unregenerate reprobate! AND prolly one'a them damned anarchist athiests too!) There is a bit from Ken Kesey's Sometimes a Great Notion ... below.]
Standing, waiting, in the supermarket checkout line behind someone using a debit card. When they finally finish and go away it is sometimes good for a smile from the cashier to suggest a 10% surcharge for the aggravation. It takes longer; it involves paying a premium - some kind of fee I believe - for the dubious privilege of using it; even a credit card would be understandable since there is an up to 30-day interest-free loan for paying before the due date. But since it slows things down I guess it is good - and it does provide an opportunity to covertly observe the bourgeoisie in action (or the lumpenproletariat putting on airs, whatever). It is about a false sense of security and status; and it means someone can easily track what was bought when and by whom and what class they belong to (based on their bank balance).

And anyway, the government hates cash - no more $1,000 bills to flaunt. I paid off a divorce lawyer one time with big bills (two hands full of 'em) - and the smile she came out with made her look like she was coming in her knickers.

The up-side of this whole situation is that there is nowhere to go. I often dream these days of a little garden somewhere away from it all and regret not having been clever enough to put some cash away to buy one when I had it - a place to dig & delve, dibble & hoe - but there is no longer any 'away' any where. Doesn't matter where you are or where you go ("You can't get there from here," as the Eskimo said to the Scotsman.)

Disobey. Lie to officials if necessary. Dissemble.But this is an up-side because ... well, maybe it plays to the strong suit in the human deck for once. Might be too late by the time it kicks in en masse; but then again, might not be. Have to wait & see.

The Fat Lady is already singing - you don't have to listen real hard to hear her - but she will really tune up by 2015. I am on the very edge of my front-row VIP seat.There's equality for you. :-) (All the seats are in the front row for this show - there's equality for you.)

Be well.
[The images have come to me one by one in the last while: Top from Miss Numa who says it came from Paris Vogue in 1972; Don't know where I got the next one, but if you look carefully at what seems to be one of those tourist souvenir licence plates just behind on her right it says 'Namaste'; 3rd from Henry Adebonojo labelled 'Ruth'; Bottom from Mambu Bayoh.]

Postscript:

Vale S.A.TEPCO Tokyo Electric Power Company.Prêmio 'Nobel' da vergonha corporativa mundial: grandes vencedores em 2012 são Vale S.A. (Sociedade Anônima) e TEPCO Tokyo Electric Power Company.

 
Andrew Liveris.DOW Olympics, London 2012.DOW Olympics, London 2012.Andrew Liveris.
Why does the DOW CEO, Andrew Liveris, remind me of Don Blankenship? Must be the moustache.

Lynas.AkzoNobel pulls out. Lynas goes ahead. Place called Gebeng near Kuantan in Pahang (state) Malaysia (map). In the NYT (more and more of it behind a pay wall) on January 31 & February 1: "20,000 tons a year of low-level radioactive waste" (should have guessed). What does 'low level' mean I wonder?

SunCentral Inc. Schematic.A good idea from SunCentral Inc. (Couldn't you do a similar thing with refrigerators?) Doesn't matter; Joe Oliver has abruptly cancelled the ecoEnergy Retrofit program; and the R&D Tax Credit scheme is being restructured to better serve the interests of large established companies. Mixed emotions ... I didn't call it a 'scheme' for nothing ... whatever.

A-and, saving the best for last: in November 2011 the k-k-Canadian GDP shrank by 0.1 per cent. Given what I saw of Christmas shopping in Toronto The Good the December numbers (when they are finished cooking them) might be even better, who knows? Maybe more? Maybe 0.2 percent shrinkage?

HALLELUJAH!

There IS hope!
(infinitesimally faint, but yes, glimmering)

Appendices:

1. Dear Mayor Jean Quan, Oakland Police Department, and Oakland City Council, Occupy Oakland, sometime before January 28 2012.

 

1. Sometimes a Great Notion (excerpts), Ken Kesey, 1964.

 

Dear Mayor Jean Quan, Oakland Police Department, and Oakland City Council, Occupy Oakland, sometime before January 28 2012.

As you probably know, Occupy Oakland is planning the occupation of a building on January 28th that will serve as a social center, convergence center, headquarters, free kitchen, and place of housing for Occupy Oakland. Like so many other people, Occupy Oakland is homeless while buildings remain vacant and unused. For Occupy this is in large part because of yourselves, having evicted us twice from public space that was rightfully ours. For others it is because of the housing bubble, predatory lending, the perpetual crises of capitalism, and far reaching histories of imperialism and systemic violence.

Our families, friends, and communities built the buildings that sit empty in post-industrial Oakland. Now these buildings outnumber the homeless and represent the theft of our collective labor as the class of the unpropertied and dispossessed. Allowing this building to remain vacant while so many are in need is injurious theft, injustice; its extralegal occupancy is not.

When Occupy Oakland was first evicted on October 25, we organized a General Strike on November 2nd with only a week to plan. November 2nd proved our strength and relevancy. Conservative estimates said twenty thousand took the streets, but for those of us who marched on the ports it could have been a hundred thousand. November 2nd was an inspiration for the Occupy Movement and public condemnation of your violent repression.

Eventually we reoccupied Oscar Grant Plaza only to suffer a second violent eviction on November 14th. At this time there was a national crackdown on the Occupy movement as evictions were happening in Boston, New York City, Atlanta, Portland OR and elsewhere. It was revealed that you, Jean Quan, had been coordinating with federal agents how to best repress dissent. In response Occupy Oakland was the impetus for a West Coast Port Shut Down, in solidarity with Longview ILWU workers whose union is under attack by EGT. The action escalated to a national and then international action as more occupations signed on. In Oakland alone the shutdown cost some $8.7 million dollars in lost revenue and proved that when civic and economic institutions do not serve us, we can shut them down.

Since the beginning of the Occupy Movement when you have exacted violent repression on us we have proven that we are more powerful and diffuse than you. If you try to evict us again we will make your lives more miserable than you make ours.

This may be in one or more of the following forms:
       -Blockading the airport indefinitely
       -Occupying City Hall indefinitely
       -Shutting down the Oakland ports
       -Calling on anonymous for solidarity

It will be in our mutual interest if you respect our occupation by recognizing our residency and imminent domain. We are sure that we all look forward to the needs of Oakland’s people finally being met.

Don’t fuck with the Oakland Commune.

Signed, Occupy Oakland Move-In Assembly.


Sometimes a Great Notion (excerpts), Ken Kesey, 1964.

1. Leland gets on the bus:

... The postcard rang in my ears. My stomach rolled, voices tolled in my head—that interior monitor of mine bellowing for me to WATCH OUT! HANG ON! THIS IS IT! YOU'RE FINALLY COMPLETELY FLIPPING! I clutched the armrests of the bus seat desperately, terrified.
     Looking back (I mean now, here, from this particular juncture in time, able to be objective and courageous thanks to the miracle of modern narrative technique), I see the terror clearly, but I find it a little difficult to believe that I was sincerely able to blame much of this burgeoning terror on the rather hackneyed fear of going mad. While it was quite fashionable at the time for one to claim to be constantly threatened by the fear of finally flipping out, I don't think I had been able to honestly convince myself of my right to the claim for a good while. In fact, ...

2. Hank brings Leland across the river in the boat:

     We get to the dock and I tie up the boat and throw a little tarp over the motor after I shut it off. I think for just a second about asking Lee to shut off the motor while I tie up—figuring he'd grab that live plug like old Henry does at least once a week and shock the shit out of himself—but I decide against that too. I'm deciding against things right and left, it looks like. Because for one thing I'm thinking more and more that there is some kind of truly big strain on the kid. He's quit talking and is looking around at the place. His eyes are kind of glassy. And there's a silence stretched between us like barbed wire. But for all of that I feel pretty good. He did come back; by god he did come back. I cough and spit in the water and look out to where the sun's tumbling toward the bay like a big dusty red rose. In the fall when they burn the stubble off the fields the sun gets this dusty hazy color, and the mare's-tail clouds whipping along near Wakonda Head look like goldenrod bent over by the wind. It's always real pretty. You can almost hear it ring in the sky.
     "Look yonder," I say, pointing at the sunset.
     He turns slow, batting his eyes like he's in a daze. "What?" he says.
     "There. Look there. There where the sun is."
     "There what?" WATCH OUT. "Where?"
     I start to tell him but I see he just can't see it, it's clear he can't. No more than a color-blind man can see color. Something is really haywire with him. So I say, "Nothing, nothing. A salmon jumped is all. You missed it."
     "Oh yeah?" Lee keeps his gaze turned from his brother, but is alert to his every move: WATCH OUT NOW . . .
     I keep telling myself to go shake his hand and tell him how glad I am that he's come, but I know it's something I can't pull off. I couldn't do that no more than I could ...


Down.

Sunday, 1 May 2011

fierce self-interest

or Hurray! Hurray! It's the first of May. Outdoor screwing starts today! (Ken Bowman)
(Beets! Who knew?)
Up, Down, Appendices, Postscript.

Hard choices.“They're not all easy decisions. They're not all smiles and snake oil.”
       (Stephen Harper about Jack Layton)

“We're not going to be able to solve our problems if we get distracted by sideshows and carnival barkers.”
       (Obama about Donald Trump)

Not that simple of course, unless one of the so called 'leaders' happens to be running in your riding.

May the gods help us! (Pardon the pun - I certainly don't think Elizabeth May is going to save anyone, not even herself, tho' I wonder if Conrad Black might not think so - see this at the National Post, where he predicts 1 independent.)

Jack Layton rides the wave.Why is Corrigan's view of the wave Jack Layton is riding coloured yellow I wonder? Orange maybe, is that what he wanted but the technology messed up and made it yellow instead? A-and there is a walrus-phallus quality to that wave as well ...

The infamous 'golden shower,' is that it? :-)There is deep symbolism here which I can only guess at. The infamous 'golden shower,' is that it? Piss on you Harper & Ignatieff? Or the Fugs and their immortal River of Shit?

Because meanwhile, the gloves have come off and Sam Pazzano of the the Toronto Sun is wallowing in it: Suspected bawdy house raided in Project Cobra 13, and Layton found in bawdy house: Ex-cop.

If the intention is to discredit Layton it will likely backfire. That's my bet. K-k-Canadians may be priggish & polite in public, but in private they like their blow jobs as well as the next person. And even shady comparisons with Bill Clinton are all to the good. (As long as you forget how our Billy boy stalled on Rwanda while a half-million died.)

787 Dundas Street West, Toronto.Like a golden flame.This kind of thing is about timing. Where does it fit into a 'life scenario'? This was 1996 ... born in 1950 ... so ... ~46 at the time. Who knows what a 46-year-old will do? It may even be quite apt. Our Jack is suffering from prostate cancer we are told, and my reading (based on watching my father go through it) is that he won't be up for any more. So if he had his day back in 1996 (or not) - Good on 'im.

Here's a map to the bawdy house in question - 787 Dundas Street West, Toronto. No longer in business by the look of it but the signage just needs a touch of paint and a new phone number and it's ready to go.

A red sign for the massage parlour, proper thing; but if you click on the Street-View picture to have a closer look you will see some yellow on the sign of the Urban Living shop next door. Oh, and the picture of a golden flame there? It's one'a them yin-yang kundalini things y'unnerstan; nothin' but some throwback memory; it's just a bit of atavism showin' its face, yer Honour.

You have to laugh, as ... THE PLOT THICKENS: Three (apparently blonde) female staff writers at the Toronto Star: Nancy White, Joanna Smith, & Amy Dempsey; have decided to play three witches to Layton's Macbeth. They published this nonsense: Criminal probe launched into leak about Layton at massage clinic, in which they write:
"The entrance to the building is gated and locked, its windows are dark and all signage has been removed. Neighbours said a large sign that once advertised “massage” was taken down years ago."
and,
"He said he went for a massage at a community clinic around 9 p.m. after a workout, and that it was his first visit to that clinic."
and,
"When asked if the place looked sketchy to him, Layton replied, “Not at all. Otherwise I wouldn’t have gone in.”"
Except, as anyone can plainly see, the sign has not been taken down, a-and if our Jack mistook the place for a 'community clinic' then he needs a refresher course on the meaning of 'sketchy' sometime b-b-before he b-b-becomes Prime Minister.

Olivia Chow & Jack LaytonThree witches plus one not-a-witch I guess, since Olivia Chow is backing him up as well. But what else could those blondes do? Now that the Star has officially endorsed the NDP (aka NBP - New Baptist Party) and all? They would have been way better to leave it alone. Then again, maybe they have been promised sexual favours for their loyalty?

Bill Clinton made up his own lies - and he got through it ok.

Jackie boy (Master) Sing ye well (Very well)
Hey down (Ho down) Derry derry down,
Among the leaves so green-o.


But seriously folks ... how 'bout them Greenhouse Gas targets?

The Green Party of k-k-Canada says 30% below 1990 levels by 2020 - it's in their platform, not up-front by any means, but in there somewhere. I assume it's to get 5% up on the NDP who are calling on Bill C-311: 25% below 1990 level by 2020 (and 80% by 2050, but that is really no nevermind, not of no import nor relevance, no).

The only fellow with his eye firmly on 'the science' is Lester Brown for my money; and he says 80% below 2006 by 2020.

Here's the problem: How to properly compare these numbers? The only conversion utility I have found is called Sandbag (an inauspicious name it seems to me, and no pedigree); and it only works country by country.

I put this question to Gavin Schmidt of Real Climate during Copenhagen (and got nowhere); and I put it to our Alan Burke about the same time, back when he was mostly a commenter on the Globe and Mail site, now he's over at Climate Insight (and got nowhere); and recently I put it to the Alberta connection, Andrew Leach (see the comments here) and the problem doesn't seem to register with him either.

Last week I offered $1,000 to the girls at Climate Action Network, just as a kicker to get a project on the go to cook up such a conversion utility - and they didn't even answer my email (Doh!?).
Here's a clue.
I was out on Friday night to see Climate Refugees at an event organized by the Toronto Climate Campaign. They couldn't get the aspect ratio right when they played the video - who knows why? It may not have been entirely their fault - there are so many ways for things to go wrong with this bollocks technology. But when the film had ended I said, politely, to the woman next to me, "The aspect ratio wasn't quite right was it?" and she pretended not to understand my question, and when she did, denied there was anything wrong, and then immediately got up and left whilst regarding me balefully over her shoulder.

Whatever mojo I ever had I guess I must'a lost; but I didn't know things had gotten that bad already ... Here:
I am sorry I ever fucken mentioned it OK!
There will be no answer to my question about converting one GHG target to another for the purposes of comparison. I will not know what it is that I have done which has put me so entirely bey-ond the pale ... ok, I can live with that if I have to - just one of those bad machines.

Some are not so fierce ... Three books which have made it onto my shelves in times of fiscal restraint:

Alek Wek, Alek : from Sudanese refugee to international supermodel, 2007.


Zoya Phan, Little daughter : a memoir of survival in Burma and the West, 2009.



One and one is three. :-)Three ... (?) well ... I thought there were three ... and then I was going to add two more ... Chimamanda Adichie & Tsitsi Dangarembga ... memory is shot, can't count either, sorry about that.

The common thread being a personal movement directly from tribal to post-modern, and the kinds of sensibilities engendered; while back at the ranch, the intellectual heavy-hitters are totally stuck in a false & trivial racial dualism:

Ngũgĩ wa Thiongʼo, Something torn and new : an African renaissance, 2009.



As I was reading the latter this phrase kept running through what is left of my brain, "Ideology viewed as a xylophone."

Santiago El GrandeIn Romans 12, Paul says, "Therefore if thine enemy hunger, feed him; if he thirst, give him drink: for in so doing thou shalt heap coals of fire upon his head."

For many years the contradiction in this verse has felt to me like a huge, square, iron bar, which has been twisted into a knot; a sort of a spiritual tubal ligation, at the scale of, say, the stallion's phallus in Salvador Dali's Santiago El Grande.

You used to be able to stand in front of this huge painting in the Beaverbrook gallery in Fredericton ... maybe you still can.

I have asked every preacher I got half-way close to about this verse, maybe a dozen or two of 'em, and I have never got a good answer - wouldn't even admit the contradiction. Maybe that's why their churches are all empty and being sold to make condominiums? Is that it?

I have been humming this tune all week: On the Good Ship Lollipop, Shirley Temple, 1934.

Are there any adults in the room? Barack Obama on April 27 talking about ... something ...

Thinking of the woman at the Climate Refugees screening dredged up "screamed a bit and away she flew," from Bob Dylan's Talkin' Word War III Blues; so I was going to go out with that; and of course Sony took all of the Dylan stuff down from YouTube long ago ... But I thought, well ... How do they know? So I grabbed the tune at IsoHunt and put a clip up on YouTube with some other name, and all the mp3 tags carefully excised ... and they still knew (?) I guess they have ways of protecting their property. But it must get at least somewhat subtle eh? An embedded watermark hidden among the audio bits ... whatever ...

Is it schadenfreude or equivalent poppycock to think of the songs of our Bob being owned by Sony and such like greed-heads? Hell, even the Government of China seems to have a piece of this guy! But you know, right up at the beginning somewhere, he said a song is anything that can walk by itself ... and so they do ... yep, and me too :-)

So, settling for the possible plump, here is The Kingston Trio and their version of The Keeper.

A-and the last words will go to Rick Mercer:
              March 10 2009 on Attack Ads,
              November 23 2010 on the Senate and C-311,
              January 25 2011 on Attack Ads again, and finally,
              a few weeks ago, March 29 2011 Go! Vote!.

"... because that takes courage, and bullies generally have none." (Thanks Rick)

Life is just a bowl of cherries. :-)Oh yeah, beets ... turns out they help the gout a bit, at least temporarily, like cherries.

Be well gentle reader.

Postscript:
       ... probably not gonna be one ... oh well, here goes:

Lucien BouchardLucien BouchardI went to see Wiebo’s War on Saturday evening, a confused and confusing film - but necessary if you want to have any idea of Wiebo's life since 2002. Andrew Nikiforuk's Saboteurs: Wiebo Ludwig's war against big oil (or at the Toronto Public Library), the book, is much better but it only takes us up to Wiebo's 2001 conviction.

A few things were new to me, not in the film, but the director, David York, was there and answered a few questions:

1. Some sketchy and unconfirmed details of the Encana offer to settle - which apparently included a three-generation gag order (turns out it was AEC and was known about, at least by the National Post: June 19 1998 Mr. Ludwig agrees to sell his property to AEC for $800,000; July 30 1998 Mr. Ludwig rejects a last-minute clause in the purchase agreement with AEC that would exile the Trickle Creekers from Alberta forever.), and,


2. That Lucien Bouchard had become a lobbyist for the Shale Gas Barons.



A-and since this post set out with the intention of shedding some light on 'fierce self-interest' I began to think that Bouchard might make an exemplar, even an epitome; so I have spent the day looking around for 'the dirt' on Lucien Bouchard ...

... a potted sketch at Wikipedia, quite a resumé; here's a cobbled up timeline:
1938 born, so 72 as this is written,
1963-1970 Front de libération du Québec (FLQ) active,
1964 graduated law school,
1980 first Quebec referendum,
1985-1988 Canadian ambassador to France,
1988-1996 Member of Parliament for Lac-Saint-Jean,
1988-1990 Minister of the Environment under Brian Mulroney,
1989 marries Audrey Best, he's ~50, she's ~30,
1990 failure of the Meech Lake Accord,
1990-2001 leader of the Parti Québécois,
1993-1996 Bloc Québécois Leader of the Opposition,
1995 second Quebec referendum,
1996-2001 Premier of Quebec,
1999 loses his leg (and hip) to necrotizing fasciitis (flesh-eating disease),
1999 (?) separates/divorces, marriage lasts ~10 years,
2001 retires from politics,
2001 Senior Partner of Davies Ward Phillips & Vineberg law firm,
2005 one of the authors of Pour un Québec lucide,
2011 Audrey Best dies of breast cancer at 50,
2011 President of the Quebec Oil and Gas Association QOGA/APGQ.
So what? As usual I don't know what I am talking about and probably can't get there from here anyway ... I have ordered a biography from the library: The antagonist : Lucien Bouchard and the politics of delusion, Lawrence Martin, 1997; which, according to reviews must be taken with considerable quantities of salt; unfortunate timing - too soon after the 1995 referendum for it to be a balanced view, and so on ...

Bouchard Replaces CailléAndré Caillé gets into oil ...He's so cute!André Caillé's PR campaign for Shale Gas.Meanwhile, the oil greed-heads are planning their moves carefully, years in advance; André Caillé is too hot for them; well before the release of the BAPE Report they have his replacement in hand; there is not much drilling going on anyway when the 'possibly 30 month' moratorium is declared; and I guess they hope everyone will just forget about it by the time some connived qualifications to the BAPE report can be tabled.

If the motto of Québec is Je me souviens; then the first operating principle in k-k-Canada must be They will forget, and I would say it works pretty well for them.

- January 25 (the day of Audrey's death) Bouchard takes over as President from Caillé,
- February 28 BAPE Report submitted, ~30 month moratorium,
- March 15 first QOGA/APGQ response by Bouchard, carefully constructed to appear reasonable.

Poor Lucien, he used to be electrifying, now he runs on gas.Label on bottle: Shale Gas Industry.Let me talk to you about gas.Lucien drives the APGQ Shale Gas truck, but the wheels are off.Without gas, tell me how Quebeckers of the future will cook their morning bread?The structure of the Quebec Oil and Gas Association (QOGA) aka L’Association pétrolière et gazière du Québec (APGQ) website is revealing to a degree: the English pages are under a /en/ directory but the French pages are at the root - so the English thing was an afterthought.

Bouchard and Mulroney, working class roots in Saguenay & Baie Comeau - 'pur laine' & 'pur et dur' country, colleagues at law school, determined to make it big. Both repeatedly sold their credibility for cash. QED. I know it's not really that simple - or ... maybe it is eh?

I was watching TV one night and saw Mulroney say, during an election campaign, "we have had to adjust our perceptions," and I have never forgotten it. He would do anything! to be elected.

One thing that did come to me out of that messy film about Wiebo Ludwig on Saturday evening, is that Wiebo is no intellectual - he was a drywaller by trade remember. IF his intellectual stature matched his spiritual stature, THEN they would be REALLY afraid of him; as it is he weeps, as do I.


Appendices:

1. Suspected bawdy house raided in Project Cobra 13, Sam Pazzano, April 29 2011.


2. Layton found in bawdy house: Ex-cop, Sam Pazzano, April 29 2011.


3. Criminal probe launched into leak about Layton at massage clinic, Nancy White & Joanna Smith & Amy Dempsey, April 30 2011.




Suspected bawdy house raided in Project Cobra 13, Sam Pazzano, April 29 2011.

TORONTO - The suspected bawdy house at 787 Dundas St. W. where Jack Layton was found was one of 26 raided by Toronto Police in Project Cobra in the mid-1990s. Asian crime gangs were feeding off the bawdy houses that stretched across Toronto from Chinatown East to Parkdale. Police assigned to Project Cobra hit 26 bawdy houses and laid more than 300 charges.

"Police were cracking down on underage girls from Thailand," a former asian crime unit cop says. "It was unregulated and unpoliced ... it was a lucrative business, the girls were pulling in $600 to $700 for a couple hours work," he says.

The setup at 787 Dundas St. W. impressed the ex-cop. The guy who ran the place controlled traffic with a red and green light system from the second floor where he could see down a stairway to the street. "The setup was amazing ... when the police showed up, the manager flicked on the red light switch -- which told the girls to pretend it was a legitimate business -- rubs only -- keep it clean and the green light meant they could perform sexual services," he says.

"Each room had a window so that the owners could check that the girls weren't being hurt or more importantly, to them, that the girls weren't performing oral sex and later saying they were only being masturbated because fellatio cost more and the owners wanted to make sure they got their money."

Police were most concerned about underage girls brought in from Thailand and Vietnam. The other women in the bawdy houses ranged in age from the 20s to 50.


Layton found in bawdy house: Ex-cop, Sam Pazzano, April 29 2011.

TORONTO - Jack Layton was found laying naked on a bed by Toronto Police at a suspected Chinatown bawdy house in 1996, a retired Toronto police officer told the Toronto Sun.

The stunning revelation about the current leader of the New Democratic Party comes days before the federal election at a time when his popularity is soaring.

When the policeman and his partner walked into a second-floor room at the Toronto massage parlour, they saw an attractive 5-foot-10 Asian woman who was in her mid-20s and the married, then-Metro councillor, lying on his back in bed.

Layton was cautioned by police and released without being charged.

Olivia Chow, Layton's wife, denied her husband had done anything wrong in an e-mail statement late Friday night. "Sixteen years ago, my husband went for a massage at a massage clinic that is registered with the City of Toronto," Chow wrote. "He exercises regularly; he was and remains in great shape; and he needed a massage. "I knew about this appointment, as I always do."

In a letter from his lawyer, Layton recalls "being advised by police at the time that he did nothing wrong."

What police say happened on Jan. 9, 1996, was recorded in the former cop's notebook, which was reviewed and photocopied by the Toronto Sun.

The former Asian crime unit officer, who requested anonymity, details a prior police raid on the "premise currently ID as a bawdy house" looking for underage Asian hookers and a subsequent follow-up visit to the two-storey brick storefront on Jan. 9. At first the policemen didn't realize they were interviewing one of the best-known Toronto politicians who was married to Chow, also a Metro councillor and now the incumbent NDP MP for Trinity-Spadina.

The officer's notebook indicates he asked the suspected john: "Did you receive any sexual services?" He replied: "No sir, I was just getting a shiatsu." The cop: "Why did you have all your clothes off?" The suspected john: No answer. The cop: "Are you aware that there were sex acts being done here?" The suspected john: "No sir."

The woman, who was from mainland China, denied masturbating the suspected john but when the question was repeated became nervous and replied, "I don't know I only come to work today," the cop's notes show. His notes also claim he saw the "female dump wet Kleenex into garbage."

In the interview with the Sun, the officer said: "I asked him for his wallet and I looked at his name and I looked at the last name and it looked familiar. He's registered as 'John' and I thought he's a 'john.'" Layton's Christian name is John. "I explained to him this was a bawdy house and then I asked him the silliest question, 'Are you any relation to the councillor, Jack Layton?' and ... he had that defeated look on his face and he said, 'We are one in the same,'"
the ex-cop said. The former officer said Layton, seemed quiet and mellow and denied that he knew it was a suspected bawdy house.

The police had to decide what to do with the controversial councillor. "To have arrested him and charged him would have served our egos a lot more. Layton was a thorn in the side of the police, siding with the anti-poverty movement in '96 or '97 ... Jack was anti-police," the ex-cop said. "We looked at it and thought do we take advantage of this, or do we look at this like (he's) any other person, put it away and we hope this thing dies a slow death." In the end, they came to the conclusion they shouldn't charge him.

"If we had barged in and he was engaged in a sex act and we had plainly saw it, then it would have been a different story."

The officers said police filled out a suspect investigation card that recorded his name, address, date of birth -- July 18, 1950 -- height and weight. That information would be filed away by a civilian administrator for crime analysts to use in tracking criminals with particular attributes. The former cop is surprised it took so long for the incident to become public.

"This stuff was never leaked out back then. The professionalism was outstanding. I thought this would have come out. This thing within the circle was so well known."

The policemen warned the councillor about the dangers of hanging out in suspected bawdy houses that could be run by Asian triads. "I remembered lecturing him on a lot of these triads, they'd videotape the customers and extort them afterwards. Jack went pale. I said to him you have to understand it's quite possible," he says.

"He came on a bicycle. I escorted him down and he went away on his bike."


Criminal probe launched into leak about Layton at massage clinic, Nancy White & Joanna Smith & Amy Dempsey, April 30 2011.

The Ontario Provincial Police have launched a criminal investigation into the leak of Toronto police information about a visit by NDP leader Jack Layton to a massage clinic in 1996.

Toronto police chief Bill Blair asked the OPP Saturday to investigate any possible breach-of-trust regarding the disclosure of information, said OPP inspector Dave Ross.

In a story that appeared Friday, an anonymous retired Toronto police officer told Sun Media that he and a partner found Layton in a massage parlour, a suspected Chinatown bawdy house, fifteen years ago when he was a Toronto council member. No charges were laid.

The NDP leader has denied any wrongdoing and called the report a “smear campaign.” The report came as the NDP surged in election polls.

The story relied on apparent excerpts from the former officer’s notebook.

An officer’s notes belong to the police department and not to the officer, explained Staff Sgt. Mike Ervick, of Toronto police. When a notebook is complete, the police officer is required to turn it in.

OPP inspector Ross would not comment on what criminal offence may have been committed. “Let the investigation run its course,” he said. Ross added that it’s not unusual for a police force to ask another police body to conduct an investigation.

The Dundas St. W. address identified as the massage parlour by Sun Media is a narrow brick building located a few blocks west of Bathurst St.

The entrance to the building is gated and locked, its windows are dark and all signage has been removed. Neighbours said a large sign that once advertised “massage” was taken down years ago.

On the campaign trail in Burnaby, B.C., Layton told reporters Saturday he had no idea how the story came about. “I do know that this is the kind of politics that Canadians don’t appreciate … They want politics that focuses on the issues that matter to them day to day. And that is exactly what we’re doing on our campaign.”

He repeated his assertion that he did nothing wrong. He said he went for a massage at a community clinic around 9 p.m. after a workout, and that it was his first visit to that clinic.

“The police advised that it wasn’t the greatest place to be. I left and I never went back,” he said.

When asked if the place looked sketchy to him, Layton replied, “Not at all. Otherwise I wouldn’t have gone in.”

The NDP’s lawyer, Brian Iler, wrote a letter to Sun News before the story appeared. “The facts are that Mr. Layton had obtained a massage from a massage therapist, but had no knowledge whatsoever that the therapist’s location may have been used for illicit purposes,” wrote Iler.

Iler warned against publishing anything that would insinuate wrongdoing.

Layton said he didn’t expect anything to happen on the legal front right now. “We’ll deal with all that after the action,” said the NDP leader.


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